Both my weekday job and my Army career require me to travel all over the the state of Michigan as well as the rest of the country. I have stayed in 4 star hotels and barracks that the condemned sign was removed five minutes before we crossed the threshold. I'd like to illustrate my point a little here...
Both are great examples of the comfort and relaxing qualities moderately priced hotels offer. What follows next is reminiscent of WWII era Nazi torture chambers, few have even likened it to horror movies such as Saw and Hostle...if you are squeamish look do not continue...you have been warned.
I wish I were joking. I am off to check that my tetanus is current...that is all.